I'm a struggling actor, but if I'm asked by a stranger what I do
I usually end up telling a lie, because there's too much to get through
I don't wanna go through the motions of saying
that auditions are a full-time job
I'd rather smile and simply state
that I have a full-time job
As an accountant
As an accountant
Nobody asks you questions when you say you're an accountant
(What do you do?) I'm an accountant
(Where do you work?) At a place where accountants work
(Do you like your job?)
Yes, I like my job, and my job is an accountant